Men are like ,
Laxatives - they irritate the crap out of you.
Weather - nothing can be done to change them.
Blenders - you need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Chocolate Bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Commercials - you can’t believe a word they say.
Departmental Stores - their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Government Bonds - they take so long to mature.
Mascara - they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Popcorn - they satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Snowstorms - you never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long it will last.
Lava Lamps - fun to look at, but not very bright.
Parking lots - all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Via masochist.
